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PostSubject: Movie "Quotes" Thread   Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:50 am

Post any favorite quote from any move you like here... could be funny, inspiring, or both if you wish:

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PostSubject: Re: Movie "Quotes" Thread   Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:52 am

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from the movie Congo:

Monroe Kelly: They just blew up the president's Mercedes-Benz.

Eddie: That was the president's car? Did they get him?

Monroe Kelly: That's the bad news... no, they didn't.

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PostSubject: Re: Movie "Quotes" Thread   Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:37 pm

Good idea aplause
I'd love to read again the quotes from Monty Python's Graal you sent me once Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Movie "Quotes" Thread   Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:57 pm

since you asked for it... here you go:


(after Lancelot pulls Galahad out of a castle of 40 beautiful women who were seducing him)
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.


King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

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PostSubject: Re: Movie "Quotes" Thread   Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:59 pm

King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?

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PostSubject: Re: Movie "Quotes" Thread   Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:38 pm

*dies of laughter* lmao

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PostSubject: Re: Movie "Quotes" Thread   Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:20 pm

Snatch is a great movie for quotes.
...unfortunately, some of it is not for the children on this site. Be advised.

Avi
: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Brick Top:In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

Policeman: So, what you doin here?
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.


Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.


Bullet Tooth Tony: I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?


Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution
manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an
'orrible cunt... me.


Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black
fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your
shirt?
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PostSubject: Re: Movie "Quotes" Thread   Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:47 am

a few from one of my favorite films... Band of Brothers

Alex Penkala: Joe got hit in the arm? New Year's Eve gift from the Luftwaffe.
Ken Webb: Have a lot of you guys been injured?
Sgt. Martin: It's called "wounded," Peanut. "Injured" is when you fall out of a tree or something.
Warren Muck: Don't worry, there so much crap flying around, you're bound to get dinged sometime. Almost every one of these guys got hit at least once. Except for Ally, he's a two-timer. He landed on broken glass in Normandy, and got peppered by a potato masher. Now, Bull... he got a piece of exploding tank in Holland. Now George Luz here... has never been hit. You're one lucky bastard.
George Luz: Takes one to know one, Skip.
Warren Muck: Huh, considered us blessed. Now Leibgott, the skinny little guy? He got pinged in the neck in Holland. And right next to him, the other skinny little guy, that's Popeye. He got shot in his scrawny little butt in Normandy. And, uh, Buck got shot in his rather large butt in Holland.
Alex Penkala: Yeah, kind of an Easy Company tradition, getting shot in the ass.
Warren Muck: Hey, even First Sergeant Lipton there, he got a couple of pieces of a tank shell burst in Carentan. One chunk in the face, the other chunk nearly took out his nuts.
Bill Guarnere: How are those nuts, Sarge?
Carwood Lipton: They're doing fine, Bill. Nice of you to ask.



George Luz: Hey Janovek, whatcha reading?
John Janovek: An article.
George Luz: No shit. What's it about?
John Janovek: It's about why we're fighting the war.
George Luz: Why are we fighting the war, Janovek?
John Janovek: It appears the Germans are bad, very bad.
George Luz: You don't say! The Germans are bad, huh?
[Turns to Perconte]
George Luz: Hey Frank, this guy is reading an article that says the Germans *are bad*.



Capt. Herbert Sobel: [Sobel moves on to Malarkey] Name.
Donald Malarkey: Malarkey, Donald G.
[he presents his rifle for inspection]
Capt. Herbert Sobel: Malarkey. Malarkey's slang for "bullshit," isn't it?
Donald Malarkey: Yes, sir.
Capt. Herbert Sobel: [Sobel examines Malarkey's rifle, then tosses it back at him] Rust on the buttplate hinge spring, Private Bullshit. Revoked.



Frank Perconte: Hey, George.
George Luz: Yeah?
Frank Perconte: Kind of remind you of Bastogne?
George Luz: Yeah, now that you mention it. Except, of course, there's no snow, we got warm grub in our bellies, and the trees aren't fucking exploding from Kraut artillery, but yeah... Frank... other than that, it's a lot like Bastogne.
Frank Perconte: Right?
George Luz: Bull, smack him for me please?
[thump]
George Luz: Thank you.



Warren Muck: I swam the across the Niagara once.
Alex Penkala: Yeah?
Warren Muck: I swear. On a bet.
George Luz: What, in a barrel?
Warren Muck: No... God! I didn't go over the falls, George. I swam across the river. Ten miles up from the Falls. I tell ya that current is damn strong. It must have carried me at least two miles down stream before I made it across, but I got across. Now personally, I didn't think it was all that stupid. But my mom and my sister Ruth... they gave me all kinds of hell.
Alex Penkala: Well, they do have a point. You're an idiot.




Cpt. Nixon: Sobel's a genius. I had a headmaster in prep school who was just like him. I know the type.
Richard Winters: Lew, Michaelangelo's a genius. Beethoven's a genius.
Cpt. Nixon: You know a man in this company who wouldn't double-time Currahee with a full pack, just to piss in that man's morning coffee?



Donald Malarkey: Hey, Skip! I've been looking everywhere for you! Where've you been?
Warren Muck: Well, Don, I was at home in Tonawanda, but then Hitler started this whole thing, so now I'm here.



George Luz: [imitating Gen. Maxwell Taylor] Now the thing to remember, boys... flies cause disease, so keep yours closed!


ok, I realized I just posted more than a few... but there are alot of quotes in this movie I like... so, I'll stop now...

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PostSubject: Re: Movie "Quotes" Thread   Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:50 pm

from the movie Clue

Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared.
Mrs. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.


Professor Plum: What is your top-secret job, Colonel?
Wadsworth: I can tell you. He's working on the secret of the next fusion bomb.
Colonel Mustard: How did you know that?
Wadsworth: Can you keep a secret?
Colonel Mustard: Yes...
Wadsworth: So can I.

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